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It's okay to kill fish. It's not like hunting, where you kill friendly brown-eyed woodland creatures such as Bambi and Thumper who talk in squeaky voices. Fish are bad. They go to the bathroom in public waters, and they eat teenagers, as was demonstrated in the fine nature movies Jaws and Jaws 2. (Dave Barry)

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